You: GET OVER IT already wouldja?!
Me: O.K.!!!! GREAT idea!!!! You are freaking brilliant. How come I didn’t think of that? Of course……… get over it! Duh. I mean I thought I was working on it but yea, it would seem my methods have thus far failed to accomplish the desired results. Maybe on some level I actually enjoy feeling like crap, relish the concept of self inflicted sadness.
You say these words with such ease that it leads me to believe I must be a complete IDIOT not to have awoken completely healed this morning as though some televangelist came and smacked me on the head while I slept. You are HEALED SISTAH!
I mean you did it right? You just got over it? I am in awe of your brilliance. You obviously have it all figured out.
If it’s not too much trouble could you PLEASE give me step by step instructions? Be sure to include pictures, diagrams, pie charts and road maps. Remember you are dealing with an idiot.
Oh, and I mean no disrespect but if you don’t have those specifics on how one goes about getting over it I kindly ask that you shove GET. OVER. and IT. where the sun don’t shine where it can be stored until your instructional handbook is written and published.
The Sadistic Idiot